Measure 1. Project: ISIS, the KGB, and 23

Project: Isis

We do so love our conspiracy theories here to The OddBlog, and this one's got it all: Russian black ops, UFOs, alien mummies, hidden planets, Egyptian tombs, and the KGB!

This one's a grand-daddy, so strap yourselves in for Project: ISIS (23).

Every year or so, some asshole predicts the entire world is going to end on April 23^rd!  It's always some halfwit doomsday cultist passing himself off as an Evangelical -- but, if you stop and think it through, what's the difference?  These doomsday Evangelicals are to 23 what the Church of Scientology is to Plan 9.

PHOTO: Haunebu 2.7 - UFO / OVNI - NAZI Spinning Disc (VRIL) Technology

Haunebu 2.7

Photo of the Nazi Haunebu 2.7 craft.  It is not known (to this author) if this model, or any of the Haunebu line, is capable of space flight.  To be certain, "experimental" military and commercially-based craft are not unique to Nazi Germany -- in fact, some models are no longer considered "experimental," or even Classified.

Criminal elements, most of which have (Naval) military training, use these craft to transport illegal goods -- and abduct innocent civilians for highly illegal medical experiments.  Criminal misrepresentation of this kind is sometimes known as a MISO.  Most of these criminals work for criminal governmental agencies, such as the CIA, DHS, and DoD.  UFO hoaxes are perpetrated to befuddle the public, and distract law enforcement agencies, and eyewitnesses are murdered wholesale, or discredited through a variety of despicable methodologies.

The criminal US military obeys no known authority, and is registered as a known and hostile terrorist entity.  The Nazi Haunebu line may still be in use today, but far more efficient models have been developed since the production of the [German] Nazi Haunebu.

© The Weirding, 2018

Russia to Investigate Alien Abduction Claims

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, a former chess champion and millionaire businessman who has presided over the small Southern region of Kalmykia for over 15 years, told an interviewer during a primetime TV special that he had been taken aboard an alien spacecraft, where tests were then performed on him. He also stated that there were several witnesses who could verify his claim.

Now, Russian MPs are asking the President to look into the allegations, to find out whether or not they are serious, whether or not they are real, whether or not Ilyumzhinov is fit to lead, and whether or not he may have divulged military and political secrets to aliens. Also in the request is whether or not there is a protocol for such events.

Ilyumzhinov is known as an "eccentric."

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

Alien Visits Doubled Since 'Close Encounters' Release

According to once-secret documents from England's Ministry of Defense, aliens have been visiting for decades, their trips doubling after the release of Steven Spielberg's 1977 film, Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

The release of the documents is the first in a four-year program which will disseminate all of the Ministry's reports from 1978 to the present day. While they dismiss 90% of these as having mundane explanations, that still leaves over 1000 cases without explanation. Regardless, they assure the public there is nothing to be afraid of.

Many of the reports included are obviously the products of insanity, ignorance, or sheer stupidity -- but there are several, very interesting, reports. Many of these cases were investigated but England's own "Project Bluebook" also concluded that UFOs do not exist.

Of course they don't.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008

Missing Preacher Found at Shake Joint

Preacher, Greg Rhodenizer, was considered missing after telling his wife he was going to have his computer repaired and never returning.  Police "patrolling" (ahem) a strip club parking lot in Ohio noticed out-of-state plates on a car, then went inside to "investigate."  Inside, they found a disoriented and "emotionally guilty" Rhodenizer.

The pastor of a church in Lyndonville, New York, Rhodenizer was reported missing last Wednesday by his wife.  The FBI had become involved in the case.

© C Harris Lynn, 2008